Evil Plotting Raccoon

TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING

TOLD A COUPLE AT THE PUB THAT I WAS THE OWNER THEY LEFT WITHOUT PAYING  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll put "when you see it" in the title of a normal photo and watch people go insane trying to find it

I'll put

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.

notices you run around the house a lot moves the furniture just enough so you'll stub your toe.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open

Break into paranoid parrot's house don't move anything, leave door cracked open  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.

I'll make a funny post and get it upvoted. Then I'll put [FIXED] on the end to make people search for an original.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors

university has a meme page? time to misuse memes deliberately to troll redditors  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around

Break into paranoid parrot's house twice a week move things around  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I like you! I think i will kill you last!

I like you! I think i will kill you last!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

It's not premarital sex If you never get married.

It's not premarital sex If you never get married.   Evil Plotting Raccoon

take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't

take the penguin out to lunch tell the waitress it's his birthday when it isn't   Evil Plotting Raccoon